Creepy or Not Creepy?

When he stares intensely into your eyes during your dance...creepy or not creepy?

When he whispers suggestive things in your ear...creepy or not creepy?

When he presses up so close to you that you can feel his iphone in his front pocket...wait, that's not an iphone! ...creepy or not creepy?

I guess it all depends on if you are attracted to the guy or not. Ah yes, "creepy" is in the eye of the beholder. But wait, can women be creepy?

When she watches his every move and starts yelling and throwing her drink if he dances a little too close to another woman (ah, young love)...creepy.

Or the girl who's eyes are like daggers (ah, stage-five clingers)...she's the one that has it out for any girl seen talking or dancing with the object of her unhealthy obsession...creepy.

Or the chick who thinks everyone is jealous of her talent and looks, and boasts about it. Nope, she just has inept social skills and is a bitch...this type is creepy and just plain sad.

But perhaps the worst type of creep one can encounter in the social dancing scene is the one who hides behind the internet – the creep that creates fake accounts to anonymously trash others, the creep that sends harassing  messages for no logical (or sane) reason but to fuel his sociopathy...yup, I've seen and heard it all.

Moral of the story? Don't be a creep! Assholes are way more likable ;)